Being Single

"Su nava juni? Bhabhi kyare laave che?"

"Saale saari zindagi aise hi nikalega? Ab to bhabhi laa"

"Dude get a life! Get a girlfriend"

"Tamaro chokro to hendsam chhe, ene to koik hasej"

"Phone ma joine hase chhe etle nakki kaik lafdu chhe"

Each one of us must have heard one of these statements! If not, you are lucky!

Dude, if you don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend, then something has to be wrong with you! We have hyped the relationship "status" so much that it has become as important as having a PAN card! And sometimes due to such peer pressures people end up having relationships that they never wanted, or they regret later. The funny thing is that today most of the relationships are "complicated" because like X and Y in math, most of the things in a relationship are undefined and need to found out.



Being single or in a relationship is a personal choice most of the time and other times its circumstantial. But both the stages have their own pros and cons and just because one of them sucks, you shouldn't move to other. But since i am favoring the "single" status, let me list down some of the pros of it.

                                                 

1. You can look as you want: Keeping a beard, growing a pony tail, wearing shirt with short, wearing mismatch etc. etc.

2. You stay rich: From a meager pocket money you have to take her to eat, shop and drink. If you're single every penny is at your disposal.

3. Ride or die: You can really stay inspired by Dom or Brian and drive like "One last ride".

4. Whole theater is available: You don't have to miss movies just because you couldn't find corner seats.

5. You can be a part of wolf pack: Guys having insane friends would understand the perks of being part of a wolf pack.

6. Your life stays private: You don't have to keep passwords and share passwords with her. You can accept and send friend requests to anybody.

7. Living life on your terms; "Baby i don't like you talking to that friend of yours. Please stop talking to him." "Ok baby :D" No more.

8. No more post-paid: No more extra recharges for calling, internet or anything!! Calls will last 10 seconds flat!

9. You don't have to change your good habits: Eat whatever you want, drink whatever you want, live as you please no questions asked.

10. You're the boss: "Baby i am sorry. Its my mistake. I am sorry. please forgive me. I won't eat till you reply." chuck it. My life, my choice.

There are equal perks for the girls too but since i haven't been on the other side, i can't really comment about it. But yeah they would also enjoy dressing as they please, eat what they love without worrying about weight, say what they want etc.

So if you are single, don't worry ki log kya kagenge. After all I, me, myself comes first !!